All the guys have gone out to watch some 'Ultimate fighting' thingy. From what I can gather this involves 'organised' and what they insist is 'technical and skilled' fighting.

I have already been scorned for asking if they could see the same thing for free, by standing around in town at bar kick out time when things get a bit rowdy. Apparntly not.

So in the prescence of a lack of men, myself and my other girlie housemate are going to sit around, drink lots of baileys , watch some trashy TV and then move all the furniture out of the way for when the MEN (because they will definitly be thinking they are men in capitls) get home and want to 'ultimate fight' around the front room.

They insist this will not be the case, I beg to differ and fear for the coffee table's life.

I'm sure all will be decided in several hours and gallons of beer later time.